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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
#i am so sick of writers having to anticipate the most boring#bad-faith readings of their work. i am like - if you use cheese as a currency#okay! as long as the world makes sense to me: cool. cheese tax. moving on.#my job as the reader is to suspend my disbelief and say okay! i am so sick of like#fanfiction authors having to write dissertations#because they had an interesting idea they'd like to try out!!!#just write it! if it doesn't make sense that's someone else's problem!!!#PS OP is autistic. yes sometimes i take things literally at first glance. then i think about it lol#this is so clearly not about accessibility etc. it's about like. girl even i an autistic person#am able to understand ''they probably didn't mean his eyes darkened LITERALLY''
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#real#meirl#lol#memes#meme#mental health#adhd#adhd problems#actually bipolar#bipolar disorder#healing#meme humor#lol memes#funny meme#funny humor#humour#memeuplift#funny memes#hahaha#funny post#funny shit#dank memes#funny#humor#haha
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ADHD Dyslexics of the World UNTIE!!! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
SHOP NOW
#funny#lol#memes#fashion#adhd#actually adhd#adult adhd#adhd problems#adhd things#adhd brain#dyslexic#dyslexia
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love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking
#yes i want things to be free like ??? that is not a weird desire#'but but it costs money to keep up' ok and? how is that my problem#the government has plenty of murder dollars they could reallocate a few to make internet services universal if they wanted#also these companies were perfectly capable of supporting themselves before the internet got drowned with ads so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#edit: muting notifs on this post bc new additions have kind of petered out#so no one feel bad about adding something someone else has said‚ it is not bothering me im just trying to keep my#notifs page cleanish lol#also since i saw some people are being redirected to read my tags: firstly hiiiiii this is a special secret message for you:3#secondly i have learned since making this that the reason they were able to support themselves previously was because#of investors bankrolling everything#and theyre now finally realizing that theyre never going to actually make a profit and arent as willing to invest#however thats just a minor correction and doesnt change my overall point#once again. so many murder dollars#so thats why im just adding it here in the tags rather than making an actual correction#anyways . love yall 💕#origibberish#bigger gibbers
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Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:
The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.
Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.
It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.
Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄
Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.
also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh
⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️
Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D
Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.
Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:
'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.
you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH
And, finally:
lmao this is shit
True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.
Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD
Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D
Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)
#fanart#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#stanley pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#pyronica#handyman bill au#book of bill#the good place#incorrect quotes#heck yeah i'm tagging billford - cuz these old men are EXES#jfc i said i wasn't going to color any other gravity falls stuff i made - and then what do i do?#i fukken color all of it#i may have a problem lmao#the green area outside the theraprism is because i forgot what was outside it and just went 'lol greenscreen idgaf'
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Having your own OC as your Blorbo is great because you will never have to see a bad Fannon brainrot take or awful but inexplicably popular ship involving them, but also I Have To Do Everything Myself Around Here Augh
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I don't even do outlines anymore, but this still happens. Planning means nothing; never has.
#writing#writer life#creative writing#writing problems#writing memes#my memes#funny memes#memes#tombstone#tombstone meme#author life#book writing#fanfiction writing#fanfic writing#day in the life#relatable memes#lol memes#writers life#writing funny#writing meme#writing humor#writer memes#writer stuff#writer problems#writer things#writeblr#writblr#writerscommunity#writing community#writers of tumblr
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Teaboot, you cant be eating your spaghetti out of ziplock bags
give me one legitimate reason why, if I know that I will not be able to wash a tupperware container before it is irredeemably ruined, and posess within myself an incapacitating aversion to my kitchen sink, and knowing that I do not give a cubic ounce of a shit what strangers think of me, I should not transport cold spaghetti in a ziplock bag for mine own consumption
#I am a creative problem solver with unique needs and I will not be made ashamed#Lol#Actually tho I really do need to get cardboard boxes or something#That one doesn't count cause I thought of it already
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I still find it funny that one of the questions of The Last Stand exam was translating "Pedo Mellon a Minno" to "Speak friend and enter", something virtually impossible to do without outside knowledge of Lord of the Rings. Brennan was like, "I am entirely confident one of my nerd ass friends (Siobhan) will have this locked and loaded." And he was right.
#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high#Adaine abernant#siobhan thompson#brennan lee mulligan#like let's be so real#adaine didn't solve that#Siobhan did#brennan was making them do the problems as themselves above game#they couldn't just roll int#(and in fact adaine speaks elvish so it wouldn't be a roll in game she would simply open the envelope and read it lol)
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grunkle attack
#gravity falls#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#stanley pines#stanford pines#draws ford lifting his shirt twice. whatever#mystery sack under bill lol#daekiyu art#sibling banter dialogue based on ford comparing his physique to stan in journal 3... ford ur so mean what is ur PROBLEM#edit. im glad u guys like my bill censor i drew him on my phone🫶
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Mini Prompt: Adoption Day!
Damian meets Danny at the animal shelter we’re they’re both volunteering at. The two slowly becomes friends with each visit. Eventually they’re doing all their tasks purposely together. Feeding, walking, and bathing the animals as they talk.
With them getting to know each other Damian learns that Danny, despite being the same age as him, lives alone in an apartment in Crime Alley.
This greatly displeases Damian, and he’s honestly not sure what to do to help his friend. Especially, when Danny refuses any monetary assistance.
That is until the animal shelter announces their annual adoption day event.
Bruce when Damian first started volunteering at the shelter said that he wasn’t allowed to adopt any of the animals. He never said that he couldn’t adopt a sibling.
#Bruce of course has adoption paper filled out in his office#in case of emergency#it doesn’t take long for Damian to take them#and so Damian presents Danny adoption papers at the adoption event#Damian is his father’s son lol#they both have adoption problems!#dc x dp#dc x dp crossover#danny phantom#batfam#dc x dp prompt#dcxdpdabbles#dc x dp au#mini prompt
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#autism#adhd#adhd post#autism posting#adhd memes#adhd brain#adhd things#autism memes#adhd problems#my post#photo#humor#memes#lol#funny#funny post#1k
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I don't play Genshin that often anymore, but I still have a soft spot for Summeru characters
#Kaveh#my art#genshin#genshin impact#Natlan completely killed my enthusiasm for playing this game lol#I mean hoyo games have a lot of flaws but uhh Natlan was tiring#plus the characters and their designs...*sighs*#Summeru also has a problem with some things#but at least I liked the characters much more#I miss them a bit
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IT IS FINISHED!
I don’t want to know how many hours it took, but it turned out rad as hell so I’m not even mad. I’m now the proud owner of an orange bead curtain 💙
#my art#beading#beadwork#now to figure out how to hang this bad boy#…but that’s a problem for another day lol
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